id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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