Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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