Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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