after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
they're like a gay fantastic four
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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