Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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