That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think your dad took our porno
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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