I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize
