ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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