do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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