I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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