He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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