I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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