whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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