It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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