we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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