Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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