69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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