My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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