Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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