We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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