Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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