the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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