thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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