You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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