i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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