Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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