i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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