David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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