2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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