She announced her abortion via fbk
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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