Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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