Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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