Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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