pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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