Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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