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very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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