I'm jealous of your bromance
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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