Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
