Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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