Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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