what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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