then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Randomize
