Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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