when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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