it was like eating out sand paper
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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