I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Damn victory sex feels great
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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