i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
can u get pink eye on your cock?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Found your dick twin last night
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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