There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
