Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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