Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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