Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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