Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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