We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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