i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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