I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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