why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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