Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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