Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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