it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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