I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
